We were talking about Dancing with the Stars and Erika Jayne. Someone asked who she was. I said I think she is from one of those Housewives shows; which led to the above question as to what would a Real Housewives of Catasauqua show be like? (We had some answers that actually kept us in stitches)
Who would star in the "The Real Housewives of Catasauqua"?
I found an article that explained the casting of the show as follows:
1) There is no such think as too much personality.
2) A sense of humor is a must.
3) Friends of the housewives are preferred.
4) A willingness to be open is essential.
5) You don't have to be a wife (that is just too funny)
It seems that BRAVO has redefined the term"housewife", being that most of the women on these shows have probably not done any actual domestic chores.
Think of what our women could do in Catasauqua - they could brunch at the new Bridge Street Restaurant. They could visit an Art Exhibit at Gallery 415 or take swing lessons at The Gas House Dance Hall. THINK of all the possibilities!!!! They could even drink too much at the Auquasat Lounge and enter rehab which is conveniently located across the street at the Malvern Institute. Do you notice how I managed to do all that in basically a two block radius - imagine the infinite scenarios involving the whole town! Maybe we could even include North Catasauqua in the show.
So, I ask you, fellow Catasauqians, who would star in The Real Housewives of Catasauqua?
and with that .. it's another day in Catasauqua.